Meet Emily. She’s a RiskyKid. She let me superglue her fingers together today. Her exact words were, “How do you come up with all this awesome stuff to do?” Funny you should ask, Emily. It’s a combination of boredom, books, the internet and the amazing Mrs. Six.
To be fair, I superglued my own fingers and Thomas’ fingers together. I glued Thomas’ fingers six times. The kid has a hidden superpower that makes superglue useless on him. His fingers came apart within seconds. I figured there must be dirt or oil on his fingers. I made him wash his hands, same result. From now on, he will be the official supergluer in the family. My fingers were stuck together for three and and a half hours.
Things that you can do with your fingers stuck together.
~Eat carmel apples
~Pump up bike tires
~Crash on your bike
~Develop new dance moves
Things that are really hard to do with your fingers stuck together.
~Use the break on your bike
The kids had fun. I do think that we are all glad that the superglue doesn’t last forever and just to be on the safe side, I hid the superglue.